You used to be so comfortable. I searched for the perfect one.
I took great care and washed you with my Tide. I used fabric softener and a dryer sheet, so you’d smell so good and be extra soft.
You aren’t though. You’re crunchy.
Every time I dry you after washing, I burn you. I have to pull you apart and you are so, so crunchy.
I’ve done this so many times to you, and I just don’t understand. I tried the delicate cycle, but you are still so darn crunchy.